Abby: I declare! I should wear these pink shoes every time I wear this blue jumper.
Abby: That lettuce did not taste delightful.
Adam: I didn’t know the Suns had a gorilla on their team. (their mascot is a gorilla in a Suns uniform)
Adam (after watching some TV): Do you want a re-fi with no fees? Do you want to pay fees?
The kids battling an unseen enemy with their stuffed animals as soldiers in arms:
Adam: “You will not kill our animals! Monkeys, do your stuff!”
Abby: “Elephants, stample! Dinosaurs, eat them!”
Abby: Santa Claus should stop eating root beer and cookies and start eating healthies!
Mom: Why?
Abby: Because then [meaning “otherwise”] he’ll be fat forever!
Q: Why does Dad go to work?
Abby: To give the bank money!
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